For my G-rated readers, please don’t be offended. Remember this is coming from a dog blog, and as a fixed-bitch, I’ve got the street cred to use the word freely.
The latest issue of Parade magazine, set to insert Sunday papers this Easter Sunday, reports that Barbie, who just celebrated her 50th birthday, earned $3.3 billion last year. That makes other celeb dolls’ Jennifer Aniston, Angie Jolie, Tina Fey and Taylor Swift’s paychecks ($27 mill – go Jen!, $14 mill, $5.5 mill and $4.6 mill, respectively) seem like teachers’ salaries.
So since Mom’s going to a White Trash Party tonight, here’s to you, Barbie, the bitch who has everything.
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