Dad: Bear, you gotta see this show on TV [as he walks over, turns on Mom's television and cranks up the volume]
Candy's Mom: What the heck is this?
Dad: "Southern Fried Stings." That little bald-headed boys has got some balls!
Candy's Mom: Dad, this is so fake!
Dad: Hush! This is truTV. Stop trying to ruin all of my fun!
Candy's Mom: Dad, even I know truck stop hookers don't look that good.
Just remember, Candy Lou still loves you ;-)
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